In the spirit of baseball season I’m hitting an average .666 in the 3 P’s.
I woke up the other day after a long night with the chipmunk, I was running slightly behind as I wanted to wake up sooner so that I could get a run in before leaving for a doctors appointment. So I quickly get in and out of the shower, then my wife decided to take a shower. After I was completely ready and waiting for my wife to get out of the shower, the chipmunk decides to wake up.
I walk then walk over to this nursery and pull him out of his crib and proceed to place him on the changing table. I undo his PJ’s and take the old diaper off. This was the one time I didn’t have another diaper ready to put on him so I reach down into our basket and pull out a nice light blue diaper for him. I slide it under him and as I am hovering over him all of a sudden I remember something shooting me in the eye area. It was luke warm like I was flushing my eye out but I wasn’t anywhere near a water source. Then my senses come to, and I start screaming backing up realizing that the chipmunk was peeing on me! After I was done screaming, I remember looking over at the chipmunk and see him smiling. The wife is yelling at me because she heard me screaming through the baby monitor.
I walk over to our bedroom with the chipmunk happy of his accomplishment and a dad who is slightly sadden that he got peed on. I tell me wife in disgust that finally after 4 months William has peed on me! She is absolutely ecstatic that I was peed on. She has been wanting it to happen time and time again. If only she was there to see it.