In the middle of yesterday’s post the Kid started to get stinky. He crawled up in my lap and sat there and tried to write the post for me…
Which normally I would have been all about, however since it is the Kid’s second March Madness, I did not feel he would have added a great perspective to the post.
There came a point when I could not stand it anymore. I lift him up and take him to his room. In the process I lift him up when we get to his room to make double sure that I was not smelling the diaper that in the trash… I was not, it was really him. However, as I was lifting him up, I forget that there is a ceiling fan and light in his room. Next thing I know I hear a crash and feel the Kid’s head flop back. I look up and see a broken light bulb and hear the Kid start to whimper.
I lay him down on the changing table and see that his forehead is starting to bleed. How could I have forgotten about the ceiling fan? That has been there since we moved into the house 3 years ago! I can not help but laugh at the same time feeling bad for the pain that I just caused my son. How could I be such an idiot? Oh jeez I am so sorry for hurting you little man!
That is why yet again, I got the Friday Fail award two weeks ago, I get it again this week!
Way to go Rookie Dad!